Kenny Rogers' Beard Smells Like a Lawsuit

Oh, that over-the-top shock jock, Howard Stern. What he won't do to entertain an audience. Half-naked ladies in the studio, plastic surgery contests, the raunchiest repartee this side of the Mississippi, and now the icing on the cake of a deliciously nasty career.

Dolly Parton wants to sue, claiming Howard left her "completely devastated" after broadcasting a NSFW remix of her latest audio book. Howard seems to enjoy pushing the edge of reason, but this time he's probably in the clear.

Nobody could take this stuff seriously. Goddam, I LOVE Howard's version! Nearly pissed my pants listening to it. I still can't stop laughing. For anyone with delicate sensibilities, DO NOT play this tape. It's crude, rude and downright lewd. Walk away and do not return. That's the only warning you're going to get.

Blatantly inappropriate or not, this is one of the most creatively funny gimmicks I've heard in a long time. What does Dolly have against Kenny Rogers anyway?

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