Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Silly Haikus With Slice of Celebrity Gossip

Every now and then, a circuit trips. A glitch in the well-oiled machine. We interrupt this celebrity politics blog for a quick trip to the gas pump and massive replenishing of the wallet. In the meantime, enjoy my mental breakdown.

Good gawd, look at you
Somebody finally snapped
Blue is your color

Perez Hilton needs to share the spotlight before someone goes mad


No idea whether this facockte shockwave will load in your browser. Thrown in for good measure. Cheers!





Hey girlfriend, you rock
Kiss kiss. Paris sends regrets
That's so yesterday

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Let the Sunshine in
Oh wait, she walked out the door
You can still save face

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Sadly, after three years of dating and less than eight weeks of marriage, SNL alum Chris Kattan and model Sunshine Tutt are on a hard break. Can they find a way back to happily ever after? Guess it's back to the salt mines.