Consider David Letterman. His appetite for women is superseded only by the jokes that he so freely makes at the expense of others. Sadly, neither are funny.
However, we at Future Twits are not here to judge Letterman for his voracious and often strange appetite for the opposite sex (although he should have been able to do better than this) but to celebrate his womanizing David Letterman Style
Top Ten David Letterman Interns:
10. Shia Labeouf's Mom
9. Oprah
8. Legolas
7. Selma Bouvier
6. Heidi Klum -- YOU WISH!!!
5. Megan Fox -- YOU REALLY, REALLY WISH!!!
4. The girl from bandcamp
3. Maggie Gyllenhaal -- (she wishes)
2.
Betty White . . . nah, too much class for you
1. Ann Coulter
