We here at future twits have been watching the political world closely, and we have matched some of the prominent liberals with their ideal pets. Enjoy.
1. Michael Moore -- Panda Bear
Reason: Same Cheeks
2. Howard Dean -- Pit Viper
Reason: Same Eyes
3. Bill Maher -- Donkey
Reason: Same Nose
4. Nancy Pelosi -- Woodpecker
Reason: Same Cheekbones
5. Keith Olbermann -- Orangatang
Reason: Same expression
Thanks for reading to the end. Now, for your reward.
What we should all do to Muslims
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