1. Cute girl in a black halter top:
She's cute, she's in leather, she's in a halter top, and she's waiting for you . . . and by waiting, I mean that she doesn't know you exist.
2. Black haired girl in button halter top:
Look, her button is about to pop off. Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it . . . you just missed it. (Secret: if you stare at her pic for an hour straight, her button might pop off).
3. Young lady in a white halter with a spaghetti strap:
Here is a test to see if you're straight or gay. Cover up the pic above and then tell me what the pattern on the fabric covering her left breast is. If you know the answer, you're probably gay.
4. Motor cycle chick in a black cutoff:
Would you like to get on the back of a motorcycle with her? Well, if you did, she'd make you a punk for her boyfriend. So, you'd better not.
5. Lady in swim suit halter and straw hat:
What the hell else am I supposed to say? It's a girl in a halter top. Look at her, don't, whatever. I don't care.
