The sister responds, "I don't know. Ask Mom."
Next, the little boy asks his mom," Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?"
The mother replies, "I'm not sure. Ask Dad."
Finally, the little boy poses the question to his father, "Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?"
The dad says, "I'm not sure son. Why do you ask?"
The little boy shot back, "Well, a friend of mine has a bike that I want. I want to know if I am more Mexican or more Jewish so that I know whether to steal the bike or to Jew him down to five dollars and buy it."
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