Gavin Rossdale Gives Little Kingston a Lift

Hey, hon, that ain't no milkshake!

Rockers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are known throughout the globe as loving, affectionate, hands-on parents. Hats off to them for recognizing the wisdom of investing time in their children.

But strawberry creme Starbucks? Even if not blended with coffee, that can't be healthy for a tiny 2-year old body. Sugar and cream are its main ingredients.

Or dare I suggest little Kingston is sucking down a *GASP* strawberries and cream frappuccino disguised as strawberry creme? In that case, Gavin Rossdale is the most negligent, uncaring celebrity parent on the planet.

Does moi detect a brewing scandal?

Oh okay, I'm being ridiculous, but you have to admit a 2-year old sucking down Starbucks is not from the book of Dr. Spock, or for that matter T. Berry Brazelton. And what's with this kid getting carried around all the time? Does he have a phobia of his feet touching the ground or something?

I don't know, maybe it's me, but I'd like to see new big bro of the Rossdale-Stefani Clan get around on his own little flappers for a change. Sipping a V-8 or munching a ritz would be a much better image for Kingston Rossdale. And a whole lot healthier.

Gwen Stefani Gives Birth and Other Mundane Celebrity Gossip

This feature is sometimes known as Mo' Gossip.

Zuma Nesta Rock joins big bro, Kingston James McGregor as the second son of rockers Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale. Stefani gave birth by C-section early Thursday afternoon at Cedars Sinai Medical Hospital in Los Angeles. Although Nesta sounds like a nod to reggae great Bob Marley, the game loving Kingston actually may have helped name the new addition.

"The accusation is dangerous, defamatory and blatantly untrue. Victoria takes her position as a role model to young women very seriously and is horrified by this hurtful, fabricated story." So says Posh Spice's agent Jo Milloy amidst published reports that the diminuitive pop diva and fashion goddess secretly indulges in diet pills smuggled by her sister to stay a slim size zero. Beckham is considering legal action against British tabloid Now Magazine.

Don't get the wrong idea, gossip hounds. Woody Allen ingenue Scarlett Johansson is delaying her marriage to actor Ryan Reynolds until after the presidential election. Twin brother Hunter is so busy working on Barack Obama's campaign, the couple has decided to wait until his calendar is clear.

Fans left The Tyra Banks Show in a huff. The brains behind America's Next Top Model let her audience wait for almost two hours while she shot the breeze with staff and friends behind stage. During the taping she made the audience go outside to release balloons in honor of black models. Seems no one was in much of a mood to comply.

Yep. That's it. Sorry so short, but time constraints on this end. Tune in again for the daily Wrap of Crap.