Rather than nervously await the almost inevitable pink-slip, some advertising crony up and committed career suicide. Ah, just in time for the holidays.
I mean, who else would create a Motrin ad campaign vilifying baby carriers as hernia inducing torture chambers causing cuckoo bird crazy eyes to sprout on their child-cradling fashion victims?
Only a person without enough guts to ask for a long vacation. Or these top ten most likely types to create an obnoxious Motrin ad:
10. Self-hating embittered shrew who despises children, their cutesy noises, and smelly diaper leaks.
9. Neanderthal caveman from the popular GEICO ads.
8. Womanizing, power lusting, money grubbing playah with a madonna-slut complex.
7. New intern whose only creative talent is pleasuring the boss.
6. Aging hunchback who had her tubes tied about an hour after giving birth.
5. Perfectionist type-A super-achiever who brings home the bacon, fries it up in the pan, and never lets you forget you're a man.
4. Doormat push-over who can be talked into anything, including wearing a sling carrier to hold someone else's twenty-five pound baby during a trip to the mall.
3. Self-absorbed socially clueless ADHD person too busy maneuvering an unforgiving and perilous world.
2. Hermaphrodite.
1. Man living at home with his mother, seven cats, and one helluva post-nasal drip.
Is it too late to short sell JNJ?
