Monday, September 22, 2008

Top Ten Revealing Fashion Trends

Gitmo orange patch bottom - Photo courtesy of Daily Mail

(WARNING: Photos used in this article may be too revealing for children under 13-years old. Parental guidance suggested)

Gack! It's passing for fashion.... or worse ....political statement.

Starting with Kylie Minogue's Q Magazine cover, a fashion trend emphasizing previously unmentionable body parts is beginning to attract media attention and engulf runways. For now, cooler heads can breathe a sigh of relief. The trend doesn't appear to be spreading... yet.

Daring and shocking perhaps, yet unlikely to go mainstream. Which means most people have enough sense to gawk and LTAO before forwarding these pictures to friends. Then again, what do I know? Never thought pajama pants would become trendy and now the lady across the street wears them outside.

So, if you're someone who wants to be caught dead in any of these outfits, by all means, go to town. Just please snap a picture of yourself first. With any luck, someone will forward it to The Spewker.

We could use a good laugh now and then.

Tassle Boob Sweatshirt is a fashion don't - Photo courtesy of Daily Mail
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Luella Fall 2008 Collection - Photo courtesy Style.com
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Alice McCall Spring Collection Football Boob Dress - Photo courtesy of Trenddelacreme.com
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House of Holland Spring Collection Boob Patch Soccer Dress - Photo courtesy HollywoodRag.com
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Boob Cover Fashion at London Fashion Week - Photo courtesy of LondonFashionWeek.com
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Japenese See Through Skirt is Just A Design - Photo courtesy Snopes
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Gay pride body suit fashion - Photo courtesy StrangePolitics
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Kate Moss poses in ripped jean fashion trend - Photo courtesy Fashionising.com
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Francesco Scognamiglio Spring Ready to Wear Collection - Photo courtesy of Style.com
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Body parts knit fashion - Photo courtesy of StrangeCelebrities.com
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